It seems as if the Google Fiber we thought we might be getting, isn’t the Google Fiber we thought it was.  In a recent document released from Google headquarters, they said, “because of Asheville’s growing number of senior citizens we’ve decided not to install a fiber optic network but instead have opted to use Asheville as our testing ground for our all new Google Brand Fiber Flakes.”  Snurch would like to remind all of our geriatric readers, to remember to put in your teeth before you eat and always be close to a toilet seat.  Google’s new Fiber Flakes are supposed to be the fasting working fiber cereal on the planet.

Google Fiber Flakes,   “Have a scoop and take a poop!”

Remember folks we here at Snurch, always shoot the truth!