June 14, 2010 – Snurch  writers and owners have to come to a long-term agreement that should ensure Snurch’s survival until at least 2015.  The bitter dispute erupted a week ago, when Snurch writers realized that they had received no compensation for any work. An unnamed Snurch writer explained, “we were all having a brainstorming session while selling our blood plasma, when it hit us, ‘We should be getting paid for our work'”. Adding to the dispute were the writers’ accusations  of  lavish spending by management.  Managment claimed there was no such extravagance.  However, Snurch has uncovered a trail of documentary evidence  that seems to prove otherwise, including  receipts for:  a life-sized love doll with an uncanny resemblance to Dame Edna ($6500), an unfinished peanut butter sandwich encased in lucite allegedly left by Elvis Presley in a hotel room, purchased at auction for $3750, and over $4,ooo worth of pictures of hairy men.

According to insiders, with the newly inked contract in place, readers should expect nothing new from Snurch.